Every Wednesday, I’ll roll on the table below, and then on the indicated Whimsey Table, and share the exact wording found in my very crude often ridiculous 25 year old handwritten notes from the early 80’s.
Random Whimsey Determination Table (2d6)
2-4 Basic Whimsey Chart (d00)
5-7 New Whimsey Chart (d00)
8-10 Nyark Ripplesnap’s Whimsey Channel (d00)
11 Gorfaxio Gondoro’s Whimsey Table #1 (d20)
12 Gorfaxio Gondoro’s Whimsey Table #2 (d20)
Today’s Roll: 9, 51.
"The Gods of Mar-Vexia (Davey the Red, Rickey of Roop and Larry of Roop) are personally insulted by this whimsey."
Have a Whimsical Wednesday!
~Sham, Quixotic Referee